I had a crazy dream last night. I don't remember much of it. The main thing I do remember is that in my dream I wrote a fic called, "Five Sexual Encounters Celeborn Had Before He Met Galadriel." Yup, that's right, I dreamed up my own porny crack!fic. The strangest thing about this is that I don't even read LotR fanfiction unless it's a crossover. Finally, irrefutable evidence that my subconcious is cracked.